men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches
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whodie:

*drops phone*
Me: shit u good bruh
Phone: yeah fam I’m aight

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before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point
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ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

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baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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lukepierced:

you !! can’t !! be racist !! against !! white !! people !!

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