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theanti90smovement:

*BREAKS A GLASS* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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everyone is fake as hell

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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iodins:

27-cents:

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dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

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seriousjones:

me: *walking out of the class on the last day* oh, and by the way, you may have all thought i was the quiet kid….but i run a comedy blog with over 65 followers

everyone: (speechless)

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